from the mouth of a kindergartener...

Caden: "Mom, I have a girlfriend!"
Me: "Oh you do?  Like a girlfriend or a girl that's a friend?"
Caden: "A girlfriend, Mom.  A girl in my class."
Me:  "Oh!"
Caden:  "She's a pretty girl."
Me: "What's her name?"
Caden:  "I don't know....I'm too scared to ask her!"

classic....i love that he "thinks" she's his girlfriend....yet doesn't even know her name!